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totte wrote:
DAMN - The script doesnt work ... will have to wait until I come back home. You just bought your self a little time Probonum Desperadum, we'll meet again, very soon.
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Well, I heard Tottus Minimus was just scared at the size of our abs!
Anyway, a funny thing happened on the way to the forum. That slavegirl you sold me turned out to be a dud. Yeah, a christian. What a waste. Meaning you owe me one. The Magistrate has been informed.
 
Slavegirl is worried, having just seen Spartacus, Gods Of The Arena, and realises slavery may not be a good career choice.
Run! Run! Quickly now freedom beckons!
Oh well, Damnatio ad Bestias...
Slavegirl was made as a test some time ago, before I had proper sandals, so used flip-flops. Will re-do eventually. Couldn't bring myself to just hit delete.
Edited by ProBono on 07/16/2011 at 12:08pm
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Got FF3 back..
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Khmer,
You guys have TOTALLY outdone yourselves this time.
Awesome posts!
(Somebody had their Wheaties, thats for certain!)
Can't wait to see what gets posted next.
Peace & Understanding (are words the globalists & banksters just do not comprehend)
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Jolly good Tottus Minimus! 
It must be accepted that the highly popular Totte Minimus ("mini-totte" ot "mini-me") will please the plebian types.
Truly Totte Maximus is the best of purveyor of this comic turn. One see's above that Totte Maximus has had his scale increased for added comic effect. True scale is as shown below:
Emperor Domitian arranged for female gladiators fight dwarfs in the arena.
Our Gladiatrix is equipped with the bladder stick that makes funny farting noises.
 
As noted in the writings of Dio Cassius, "Often he would conduct the games also at night, and sometimes he would pit dwarfs and women against each other".
Edited by ProBono on 07/17/2011 at 3:20am
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You do not have to wait long Eryiedes.
So Probunom, even if your Capitolium is larger then my Caprifolium, my steel speerum will penetrate your plate scrotum.
And that girl will soon show her rightful self inspection interesting parts of your gladiators intestines.
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Here are the girls...
Now Probonus Minimum Stratocumulus what is your move?
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Saluton,
Fantastic work guys!
I am literally at the edge of my seat wondering what new creation will be posted here.
You people have some serious talent....I (on the otherhand) am just a monkey with a keyboard who has too much freetime on his hands!
I also have a question.
Any chance of seeing a "futuristic-style" gladiator?(Like someone who might have to square off against Bendak Starkiller on Taris?)
Once more, just blown away by the explosion of art.
Peace & Understanding (and remember....you haven't seen me and I was never here!)
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And, at last, the very unpleasant ending of gladio Probonum Minimum.
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First, I just wanna say that here on the forum as well in the real world, when war is raging the people suffers, but afterwards they have the war to thank for a lot. Just imagine no world war two? We wouldn't have DuctTape or computers just to mention a few things, and without the cold war, no internet or gps.
Here, while I fight a deadly pixel battle with PB ( alias Probonum Minimium) you all get some great art out of it ;-)
Eryiedes wrote:
Saluton,
Fantastic work guys!
I am literally at the edge of my seat wondering what new creation will be posted here.
You people have some serious talent....I (on the otherhand) am just a monkey with a keyboard who has too much freetime on his hands!
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80% of the talent is having the guts to let your creditcard wiggle and scream in pain while you shop at DAZ, Rendo, RDNA, OnTarget3D, PoserManiacs or some other 3D content site.
Eryiedes wrote:
I also have a question.
Any chance of seeing a "futuristic-style" gladiator?(Like someone who might have to square off against Bendak Starkiller on Taris?)
Once more, just blown away by the explosion of art.
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You mean something like this?
But to take out someone as evil as Probonus (who live to fight every war and battle in history as he was the soldier who put the spear in the side of Jesus on the cross), you need a real specialist. Let me introduce to you my very personal favorite and one of the most expensive mercenaries in my staff. She listens to the name of Eve, but we all call her Complicated Eve. She's a little "complicated" as you might see.
I wonder now what Mr ProBonus Minimum will do to counter this ;-)
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Hmmm... which wild tangent do I follow up....? Maybe the gladiatrices for the moment....
@Tottus - honestly, are your girls thinking of fighting or something? That would be so down market...
Our ladies are hired in from with the gracious permission of the Ludus Comoedia of Bennycus Hillicus Deum. The God Bennycus would not be pleased if they were returned scratched. So appreciate that they are only there to ridicule Tottus Minimus Pumilio, as light comedy in between bouts of my gladiators slaughtering your Tiros.
The Ludus ProBono Excelsior Magnus presents:
 
Fun at the Games!
 
 
Gladiatrix relaxes while reading the answers below..
Eryiedes wrote:
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Monkey do good - nice monkey - monkey make more pictures!!! 
Will present some Galactic Space Hussars, eventually. Totte is the One That Needs No Sleep, and it is thus not simple to keep up with his shennanigans...
Totte wrote:
...in the real world, when war is raging the people suffers...
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Easy to say from Sweden. 
Totte wrote:
...Probonus (who live to fight every war and battle in history as he was the soldier who put the spear in the side of Jesus on the cross)...
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Totte The UnTiring messes with history again...
Yes, well the story was that I, under the name Longinus ("spearman"), did indeed perforate a Nice Dude on a cross. But I already knew from Star Wars that that would give unto him infinite power in the Force. Those on the Tottic Dark Side do not appreciate such things. Indeed, it was due to ProBono that Nice Dude has a repeat part in Family Guy.
As such Nice Dude brought back PB back to life as a thank you. As if a javelin would kill ProBono - wasn't even near my heel.
Edited by ProBono on 07/17/2011 at 3:54am
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Dundjinni Mapping Software - Forums : Objects and Textures (Fantasy)
Topic: Ye Olde Boxing Match + Gladiators
